Sell the naming rights

Amanda really hated my idea of selling the naming rights to the baby.
I still think it was well planned and would have worked fine. This was a few months back, when we didn't know if we were going to have a boy or a girl. The plan would work fine if we were going to have a girl.
In brief: I wanted to contact www.goldenpalace.com. The online casino already had gladly spent millions of dollars on such pointless items as buying the piece of toast that looked like the Virgin Mary (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4034787.stm) and on the naming rights to a new species of monkey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GoldenPalace.com_Monkey). So you know they'd be into getting more media attention with our daughter, GoldenPalace.com Correa.
I figured there would be a flash of publicity, but it would die down before she started school. By then, she'd just be known as "Goldie," and that would be that.
In exchange, we'd have her college education paid for, and we'd be able to make all the necessary improvements to our recently purchased home. Everyone wins.
Seems logical enough, no? Well, apparently not. Let's just say, the baby will not be named GoldenPalace.com Correa. And I never even got to the step of calling the company to see whether they were interested.
Oh well. I guess it's important to make some compromises.