Random thoughts

Getting an Audi? Not quite
It appears Amanda is about to develop an "outtie" belly button. I can't help but think of the timer on a turkey ... she's done!

I'm the coach
Amanda's been telling me that I have to be prepared to be the coach once the delivery gets going. She figures she'll be stressed to the point that I'll be able to help out, calm her down, etc.
Personally, though, I can't wait to tell her to huddle up -- then I'll call a screen pass or, better yet, an end-around. The doctors and nurses will never expect a well-scripted trick play like that. We'll tear right through their pathetic defense and drive down the field. Touchdown!

Another class
We have a few more hours with an instructor Saturday, then that's it. We'll have a baby, they'll send him home with us, and we'll be parents. Don't we get training wheels or anything?